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Friday, Apr. 18, 2003 - 9:14 a.m. Note to self: Hey, remember that time you got completely loaded on a Thursday night and still went to work on Friday morning? Yeah, don't ever do that again. Next time, just skip out on work. Addendum: Oh, and you are twenty-three years old. You should know by now not to mix your liquor. A cosmo, an L.I.T., and two Smirnoff Triple Blacks do not coexist harmoniously in your stomach. Especially on top of nachos. Post-Addendum: Hang out with Will and Shelley more often. They're fun even when you're not drinking. Post-Post-Addendum: The next time you get obliterated on a work night, at least remove your clothing and get in bed before you fall asleep. Waking up in the living room in a chair while still half-drunk and fully dressed (though curiously without socks and a belt) is quite disconcerting. I think that just about covers it.
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