Monday, Mar. 10, 2003 - 2:32 p.m.
It's a two entry kinda day.
After last night's Six Feet Under/Queer as Folk fest at Alyssa's (I get ten bucks every time I link to her. It's a good arrangement), we grabbed some Taco Bell and watched the Sunday Night Sex Show. The following quotes were enough to keep us in stitches until about 1:00 am:
"How long does it take you to reach orgasm? WOOOOOOT!"
"His testicles be messin' wit' my vagina."
"I forgot his penis was in your vagina."
Sue Johanson recommended giving a waterproof vibrator to kids to play with in the bathtub. There is something decidedly wrong with that.
Note to self, it's not such a grand plan to eat Taco Bell before bedtime. I had my second nightmare involving Erik Estrada in two weeks. This time, he was forcing me to buy a huge fake plant against my will. That's just not right.
WOOOOOOOT!
