Sunday, Jan. 26, 2003 - 11:01 p.m.
This is how much I care about the Super Bowl:
(transcript from a conversation a few minutes ago, as I was watching Lyss try to kick ass at Super Mario 3 on my TV)
Lyss: I wonder who won the Super Bowl.
Me: *does international "jack-off" symbol, conveying the utmost in carelessness*
Lyss: Oh, so the Yankees, then?
Me: Are they even playing this year?
Lyss: They play baseball, darling.
This Super Bowl commentary brought to you by the gay boy and the straight girl.
