Friday, Jan. 24, 2003 - 8:45 a.m.
You know, I think I have a pretty good plan for getting massive hits to my diary while not writing a word. Just get linked by a bunch of people in their diaries and watch the hits roll in! In the last 24 hours, I have been liked by Genghis-Jon (for my DS4 exit interview, which you should read), Michelle (with a humorous take on wintertime entertainment in Kentucky), and Kinetix (once again, using one of our IM convos to make a point). I got a couple hundred hits in a 24-hour period in which I didn't type in a single word. That friggin' rocks.
Yes, I am a stats counter whore. Thank you, Diaryland Gold Membership!
Of course, those who clicked the myriad links to me were treated to one of the most depressing entries ever, but c'est la vie.
In my effort to keep abreast of the most recent developments in current events, I will give my official comment on the Absofuckinglutely Freezing Weather: It's absofuckinglutely freezing outside. The Weather Channel states the current temperature is four degrees Fahrenheit! But we're in luck because a heat wave is coming in this weekend. It might get up to thirty-six degrees tomorrow. Why, that's nine times warmer than it is now! Where are my bermuda shorts?
And that is all for now. My weekend will be filled with a trip home to drink with Mom, as she requested, then coming back here to drink with Alyssa, as she also requested. I can think of no better way to survive the oppressive chill than filling myself with various forms of booze.
