Sunday, Jan. 19, 2003 - 2:03 a.m.
And this is probably the reason I don't have any dates lined up. My Straight Female Compadre is constantly trying to seduce me. I submit for evidence the following snippet from our IM conversation:
trendymatt: Okay, I'm signing off for now.
trendymatt: Call me if you want to be tacky or go somewhere tasteless tomorrow.
RosieD622: totally! Maybe we could go to Goodwill!
trendymatt: I. Was. Just. Thinking. That.
RosieD622: You are kissing me!
RosieD622: no! kidding!
RosieD622: honest! The d is next to the s! Didn't mean it!
trendymatt: Okay, I'm signing off, then posting an update now! :-)
RosieD622: yes! Okay, nighty-night!
trendymatt: 'night.
You see? Wherever I go, there are girls pleading to kiss me! That can't be good for my situation.
