Saturday, Jan. 04, 2003 - 5:58 a.m.
I have done none of the following in the last 31 hours:
- Left the apartment
- Eaten an actual meal
- Showered (though to be fair, I did take a bath earlier, but that was purely for relaxation, not hygenic purposes
- Looked in a mirror (as a result of the no-showering thing)
- Slept for more than 30 minutes at a time
- Turned off my TV
- Talked to anybody on the phone (because nobody calls me *sniff*)
On the other hand, this is what I have done with the last 31 hours:
- Left the computer connected to my ISP almost non-stop (which may explain the "no phone calls" thing)
- Eaten six scrambled eggs, three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and a small four-cheese and tomato frozen pizza.
- Masturbated (you know you wanted to know that, really)
- Watched approximately a dozen infomercials that have subsequently made me feel self conscious about my weight, skin, hair, finances, and cooking skills
- Drank eight bottles of Dasani water and three glasses of limeade
- Washed dishes twice
- Vacuumed the futon twice
- Shopped online for a dining table, as the 'rents were supposed to come down today to buy me one of those as well as a new desk, but they cancelled on me
- Chatted online with various DLanders and offline friends (thus satisfying my need for some kind of outside contact)
See, I accomplished something this weekend. Really.
