Thursday, Jan. 02, 2003 - 2:56 p.m.
I'm having hair issues:
Any advice, dear readers?
It's big. Bigger than life. Growing faster than the mold on the loaf of bread in my pantry. And the color is totally off since I had Alyssa re-dye it darker from when I bleached it so I'd be presentable for the funeral last month. I'm not pleased.
I attempted to get it cut last night, but apparently all the cheap stylists in town were recovering from spending New Year's huffing perm chemicals. After twenty minutes of driving around the city I found nothing open. So tonight I'm going out for a few minutes under the scissors. At this point, they may have to break out the hedge clippers and riding lawn mower. There's that much hair up there.
Any suggestions? I'm at work till 4:00 Eastern time today. Sign my guestbook and inspire me!
